by the way, i'm sick.

after cg.

desmond and pei win were talking about cars in malaysia, and he was talking about how he could jump up and down the roof of some car and it would still be alright. naturally, i asked:

you jumped up and down the roof of a car???

and he casually repeated himself like it was no biggie.

yeah, i jumped up,
and down,
the roof of a car la.
must i explain everything to you, xi wei?
(yeah, that's how you pronounce my name. lalala.)
lawyers ar...

then they started to imitate what they called 'a lawyer's precision'. (blue = desmond, orange = pei win)

"where were you on the 17th of january 1981?"

"in school."

"what corner of the school?"

"i was in class."

"which class? were there any witnesses?"

"no."

"you're saying that you were alone in the class and
nobody was there to prove what you say is true?
what time was it? where was everyone else?"

*excitedly* "in the canteen! in the canteen!"

"then why were you in the class,"

"...and not in the canteen with everyone else?"

"i was committing the murder, don't you understand???
i'm so sick of your questions!!"

ha-ha.

imagine desmond's dialogue with the indian accent.