sam: "do i really want to do this? :S"

-shortly after a very lame joke-

Sam
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy :O

Hwei

So you can bang your head against the wall. Haha! XD

Sam
Arghhhhh.....so.l.a.m.e......mu.st..reach...sanity... 

Hwei

Fighting a losing battle. =P

Sam
Yes. Words escape me at this point. Partially because in one sentence u probably decimated a sizable portion of my grey matter.

Hwei

Oh no... did you need any of that decimated grey matter for work? =P

Sam
No, fortunately.

Hwei

Oh, you use so little of your brain for work wan ah?

Sam
Pretty much, yup.


note

sam's scientific description of how - i think - desmond would respond to the same lame joke:

the frequency of my head gravitating toward a horizontal surface has exponentially declined as experiments indicated that the cause of the aforementioned phenomena was due to the close proximity of my head to a certain breed of creature commonly classified as tsehweus annoyimus.