oh ya, i told Jason (Lim) the three-strands-of-hair joke.

(a guy who had three strands of hair shaved off the middle one - why?)

After the usual labelling of lameness, he replied:

"Hey, there was an episode of The Simpsons where Homer had to take an oath to join the Stonecutters---"

(reproduced below)

Homer

And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of the Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs --

Moe

Um, I think he should have to take a different oath.

Stonecutter Number One

Everyone takes the same oath.

(homer)